19 May 2009

Kris Allen, please let me make sweet love to you!




Dear Kris,

You make me feel young again. Well I guess i shouldn't say that because we are the same age and 23 is pretty young. I will rephrase. You make me feel like i did when I was 13 and WORSHIPPED NSYNC! I wanna hang posters of you in my room, at my job, in my journal because you are just too f-ing cute and sexy. I don't even think you are trying hard, you know, to be sexy. It just comes naturally to you i guess. Have that hot boy-next-door thing going on that I go crazy over! I really hope that you win tomorrow because i think that you deserve it. I have massive respect/ attraction to those who can sing AND play an instrument and you play two hot ones. Either way, you will still be successful. I can so see you releasing an album, me and millions of others buying it. I can also picture you collaborating with a lot of people, like from all different types of genres and stuff. Great amazing things coming your way.

Well now that I am finished hitting on you I will be completely frank and say, you are very talented and you should win. Good luck, rest up and tell your wife the minute she turns around i will snatch you up so fast--j/k She's very lucky.

See you when you perform in NYC!!

Always,
Created2Create

P.S. Just kidding about kidding about snatching you away. I'd do it in a heartbeat.

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