Masterful

(note: i will never give actual AIM names)

Richie (7:42:56 PM): i buhroke a cup
Me (7:43:44 PM): So aggressive. what did the cup ever do to you?
Me (7:43:58 PM): cup: "ow."
Richie (7:44:01 PM): lol
Richie (7:44:11 PM): i heated up water in the microwave
Richie (7:44:25 PM): and i put the cup (very very hoy)
Richie (7:44:27 PM): hot
Richie (7:44:40 PM): in da sink..and accidentally put the freezing cold water
Richie (7:44:47 PM): and the cup split n half
Richie (7:44:48 PM): lol
Me (7:45:36 PM): thats ...phenomenal
Me (7:45:46 PM): that is so cool
Richie (7:45:51 PM): lol no loud crack
Richie (7:45:55 PM): just fell apart
Richie (7:45:56 PM): lol
Richie (7:45:59 PM): quietly
Me (7:46:03 PM): i did that to a plate once
Me (7:46:17 PM): it was awesome
Richie (7:46:35 PM): we should dishwash for mean ppl n silently break their dishes
Me (7:46:43 PM): LMAO