I have decided that there are some people that i just don't understand. At all. And that some people mesh well for certain occasions; and that there are certain fluke days that people get along and understand each other better.
I thought that it was just straight men that i don't understand sometimes. But its gay men too. Something about having a penis. No offense my loves but sometimes i feel like having an extra appendage in a distracting place like between your legs sets the brain off balance.
I often wonder what its like for a man to orgasm.
People are getting more connected by social networking sites, texting, virtual blah blah. People can get in touch in a mili sec, but understanding only comes face to face for some. And tonight is not an exception.
But there are a few who are understandable through any medium to me. And for that i am oh so grateful <3
28 February 2009
26 February 2009
So I just saw a picture of...
So i just saw a picture of a fairly hot guy (like an 8) and i gave the picture a "thumbs up" and a nod. It made me feel slightly macho. Is that weird?
25 February 2009
Baccalaureate: Subway word of the day
baccalaureate
Main Entry: bac·ca·lau·re·ate
Pronunciation: \ˌba-kə-ˈlȯr-ē-ət, -ˈlär-\
Function: noun
Etymology: Medieval Latin baccalaureatus, from baccalaureus bachelor, alteration of baccalarius
Date: circa 1649
1: the degree of bachelor conferred by universities and colleges
2 a: a sermon to a graduating class b: the service at which this sermon is delivered
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/baccalaureate
Main Entry: bac·ca·lau·re·ate
Pronunciation: \ˌba-kə-ˈlȯr-ē-ət, -ˈlär-\
Function: noun
Etymology: Medieval Latin baccalaureatus, from baccalaureus bachelor, alteration of baccalarius
Date: circa 1649
1: the degree of bachelor conferred by universities and colleges
2 a: a sermon to a graduating class b: the service at which this sermon is delivered
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/baccalaureate
WWMD?
I cannot say no when Richie offers me pizza.
No innuendo--i ate literally pizza. I avoid cheese as if it were meat itself, but he orders me a pizza pie and i down half of it. Actually, we each had a pie. Mine plain/ his pepperoni and bacon (gag!) Yet we look FAB!
And there is something just so addictive about it. I also had Cheesy Bread or what i like to call "reverse pizza". Essentially the same thing. 'Cept sauce is optional. I cannot bel i ate half the pizza. tee hee hee.
well the point was to get ideas for audition songs because i need for my audition utility belt to be filled with weapons of mass awesomeness.
Dairy and singing..lol
Speaking of auditions. Had one earlier. And yes i got the part! Whoo/hoo!
After the singing/pizza fest we gathered Krystar up and took ourselves to the cinema.
Ask yourself: "what would Medea do?" (WWMD?)
No innuendo--i ate literally pizza. I avoid cheese as if it were meat itself, but he orders me a pizza pie and i down half of it. Actually, we each had a pie. Mine plain/ his pepperoni and bacon (gag!) Yet we look FAB!
And there is something just so addictive about it. I also had Cheesy Bread or what i like to call "reverse pizza". Essentially the same thing. 'Cept sauce is optional. I cannot bel i ate half the pizza. tee hee hee.
well the point was to get ideas for audition songs because i need for my audition utility belt to be filled with weapons of mass awesomeness.
Dairy and singing..lol
Speaking of auditions. Had one earlier. And yes i got the part! Whoo/hoo!
After the singing/pizza fest we gathered Krystar up and took ourselves to the cinema.
Ask yourself: "what would Medea do?" (WWMD?)
23 February 2009
Sushi
A feast for Queens!
The return of sushi dinners with my bitches. And when i say my bitches i mean Richie and Krystal ;) We haven't done this for months. Glad you are back *Krystar*!
21 February 2009
20 February 2009
19 February 2009
Code
Since i have to censor myself on my own blog right now, and since i have the wonderful gift of color synesthesia, i will now edit my post with colors.. let your imagination run wild.
So blue it hurts. But not the blue that means "sad". The kind of blue that casts off the day and prepares for the night. Dusk blue. This color is lengthened by the hours and to break from poetry -- it f-ing sucks-- big time. A lavender, calm and serene is what i have to do. I really hope you are not able to detect what i mean, or see what i am hiding under my shoe.
So blue it hurts. But not the blue that means "sad". The kind of blue that casts off the day and prepares for the night. Dusk blue. This color is lengthened by the hours and to break from poetry -- it f-ing sucks-- big time. A lavender, calm and serene is what i have to do. I really hope you are not able to detect what i mean, or see what i am hiding under my shoe.
17 February 2009
And I went home with a...
Smile on my face and pancakes in my tummy...mMmmmMm
Just want you to know I am listening, Lady GaGa
Just want you to know I am listening, Lady GaGa
13 February 2009
Youtube-Happy/ other random ramblings
Two things that i find hilarious have fused: Ellen Degeneres and The Snuggie
Last night this performance on America's Best Dance Crew BLEW me away!
-Im currently watching the Valentine's Day Ep of Ellen Degen. Its super funny. John Legend just gave the advice to find people through online dating sites. Should i take it?
-Is it fair for Nivea to have 3 commercials in a row.. all using songs by Duffy?
-Alexis Bledel walked into my store yesterday wanting to purchase some dry shampoo! She was super cute, and i did not shout her out to the entire store..that would have been wrong. Moral of the story: she was super tiny. Not sickly looking--but extremely petite. On the camera she looks like she has a little more wieght on her. Thus i must keep my body in the tiny frame that God gave me.
- I had to turn down a casting offer because i am a vegetarian and i would have to eat a burger. DAMN MY MORALS!!! << that was the first reaction. But then Krystal talked some sense into me. There will be other things..better than fast food ads. Holler. Thank you for the advice hun :)
Last night this performance on America's Best Dance Crew BLEW me away!
-Im currently watching the Valentine's Day Ep of Ellen Degen. Its super funny. John Legend just gave the advice to find people through online dating sites. Should i take it?
-Is it fair for Nivea to have 3 commercials in a row.. all using songs by Duffy?
-Alexis Bledel walked into my store yesterday wanting to purchase some dry shampoo! She was super cute, and i did not shout her out to the entire store..that would have been wrong. Moral of the story: she was super tiny. Not sickly looking--but extremely petite. On the camera she looks like she has a little more wieght on her. Thus i must keep my body in the tiny frame that God gave me.
- I had to turn down a casting offer because i am a vegetarian and i would have to eat a burger. DAMN MY MORALS!!! << that was the first reaction. But then Krystal talked some sense into me. There will be other things..better than fast food ads. Holler. Thank you for the advice hun :)
10 February 2009
I never thought i'd say this......
But I am going to lose weight. Goal 8-10 pounds. I found out that a friend who is my height with significantly larger breasts than me weighs the same as me. She also has longer hair etc..meaning she has more places for the weight to live, I DON'T. I REFUSE to have the standard Puerto Rican fat arms and tummy that 20 something Puerto Ricans get. REFUSE.
Today i will walk to and from the natural food store 2 1/2 miles away to buy my supplements. ironically i will be walking under the train which can take me there in 12 minutes.
Awesomeness of the day (for yesterday): I explained my store's rewards card to a shopper COMPLETELY IN SPANISH.
YAY!
Today i will walk to and from the natural food store 2 1/2 miles away to buy my supplements. ironically i will be walking under the train which can take me there in 12 minutes.
Awesomeness of the day (for yesterday): I explained my store's rewards card to a shopper COMPLETELY IN SPANISH.
YAY!
07 February 2009
06 February 2009
::orgasmic shouting:: YEEEEEEESS!
I have FINALLY submitted my first poetry collection to be copyrighted. I feel as though a weight has been lifted of my shoulders. I'm such a nerd. I stay home and do my self inflicted homework assignment on a Friday night. And now I am watching Finding Nemo with Mom. While all the other 22 yr olds are barring it up somewhere.
Yup, I'm a dork. But i think dorks are hot so, i guess I'm hot. Ha HA!
I am determined to make tomorrow a lovely, easy, fun, beautiful day.
Promise \(^_^)/
Yup, I'm a dork. But i think dorks are hot so, i guess I'm hot. Ha HA!
I am determined to make tomorrow a lovely, easy, fun, beautiful day.
Promise \(^_^)/
Me and Richie on..Our Future?
Me (11:22:03 PM): i can’t wait to see you tomorrow! i haven’t seen you in ages
Richie (11:23:05 PM): u open righ
Me (11:23:46 PM): righ
Me (11:23:47 PM): lol
Me (11:26:55 PM): wow. i got an offer for botox in the mail.
Richie (11:29:18 PM): how sexy
Me (11:29:49 PM): it has been ages since ive seen you. im 50
Me (11:29:53 PM): imagine???
Me (11:29:55 PM): lol
Richie (11:30:14 PM): lmao
Richie (11:30:21 PM): maybe the botox offer was from me
Richie (11:30:22 PM): LOL
Me (11:30:41 PM): maybe me live together and are losing our memories with age
Richie (11:30:48 PM): LoL
Me (11:31:17 PM): wait..your in the next room, ::shouts:: "HEY Richie!"
Richie (11:31:43 PM): *zoom into Richie with a blank face, with a crooked, old man smile* (no response)
Me (11:32:19 PM): " they're giving xmen" :: pounds on wall::
Richie (11:32:31 PM): lol
Richie (11:33:04 PM): *zooms out..to see Richie with a blank face, with a crooked, old man smile with a beer belly and chanclas, in a storm outfit maybe out of aluminum foil*
Richie (11:33:45 PM): made out of*
Me (11:33:53 PM): " i know your in there i hear your storm costume crunching"
Richie (11:33:57 PM): LMAO
Me (11:34:15 PM): "made pancakes..this morning..i think..but there still good!"
Richie (11:34:20 PM): LmAo
Richie (11:34:24 PM): Crunching outfits
Richie (11:23:05 PM): u open righ
Me (11:23:46 PM): righ
Me (11:23:47 PM): lol
Me (11:26:55 PM): wow. i got an offer for botox in the mail.
Richie (11:29:18 PM): how sexy
Me (11:29:49 PM): it has been ages since ive seen you. im 50
Me (11:29:53 PM): imagine???
Me (11:29:55 PM): lol
Richie (11:30:14 PM): lmao
Richie (11:30:21 PM): maybe the botox offer was from me
Richie (11:30:22 PM): LOL
Me (11:30:41 PM): maybe me live together and are losing our memories with age
Richie (11:30:48 PM): LoL
Me (11:31:17 PM): wait..your in the next room, ::shouts:: "HEY Richie!"
Richie (11:31:43 PM): *zoom into Richie with a blank face, with a crooked, old man smile* (no response)
Me (11:32:19 PM): " they're giving xmen" :: pounds on wall::
Richie (11:32:31 PM): lol
Richie (11:33:04 PM): *zooms out..to see Richie with a blank face, with a crooked, old man smile with a beer belly and chanclas, in a storm outfit maybe out of aluminum foil*
Richie (11:33:45 PM): made out of*
Me (11:33:53 PM): " i know your in there i hear your storm costume crunching"
Richie (11:33:57 PM): LMAO
Me (11:34:15 PM): "made pancakes..this morning..i think..but there still good!"
Richie (11:34:20 PM): LmAo
Richie (11:34:24 PM): Crunching outfits
05 February 2009
Masterful
(note: i will never give actual AIM names)
Richie (7:42:56 PM): i buhroke a cup
Me (7:43:44 PM): So aggressive. what did the cup ever do to you?
Me (7:43:58 PM): cup: "ow."
Richie (7:44:01 PM): lol
Richie (7:44:11 PM): i heated up water in the microwave
Richie (7:44:25 PM): and i put the cup (very very hoy)
Richie (7:44:27 PM): hot
Richie (7:44:40 PM): in da sink..and accidentally put the freezing cold water
Richie (7:44:47 PM): and the cup split n half
Richie (7:44:48 PM): lol
Me (7:45:36 PM): thats ...phenomenal
Me (7:45:46 PM): that is so cool
Richie (7:45:51 PM): lol no loud crack
Richie (7:45:55 PM): just fell apart
Richie (7:45:56 PM): lol
Richie (7:45:59 PM): quietly
Me (7:46:03 PM): i did that to a plate once
Me (7:46:17 PM): it was awesome
Richie (7:46:35 PM): we should dishwash for mean ppl n silently break their dishes
Me (7:46:43 PM): LMAO
Richie (7:42:56 PM): i buhroke a cup
Me (7:43:44 PM): So aggressive. what did the cup ever do to you?
Me (7:43:58 PM): cup: "ow."
Richie (7:44:01 PM): lol
Richie (7:44:11 PM): i heated up water in the microwave
Richie (7:44:25 PM): and i put the cup (very very hoy)
Richie (7:44:27 PM): hot
Richie (7:44:40 PM): in da sink..and accidentally put the freezing cold water
Richie (7:44:47 PM): and the cup split n half
Richie (7:44:48 PM): lol
Me (7:45:36 PM): thats ...phenomenal
Me (7:45:46 PM): that is so cool
Richie (7:45:51 PM): lol no loud crack
Richie (7:45:55 PM): just fell apart
Richie (7:45:56 PM): lol
Richie (7:45:59 PM): quietly
Me (7:46:03 PM): i did that to a plate once
Me (7:46:17 PM): it was awesome
Richie (7:46:35 PM): we should dishwash for mean ppl n silently break their dishes
Me (7:46:43 PM): LMAO
03 February 2009
Cheesecake Factory = Hour and a Half Vacation
It's amazing how the ambiance of the Cheesecake Factory in White Plains never fails to make me feel like i am in a hotel somewhere far, FAR away...
The lighting, decor, enormous menu and breakfast all day...sign me up once you create a resort,Cheesecake Factory!
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