Must Read!: How to Make Your Fragrance Last All Day, (yo!)

So one of my "regulars" who comes in to sample fragrances gave me a tip today. I thought I would share it with the world.

(note: not a direct quote)

So yo, you know, i go to the club righ?! and mah cologne be lastin' tha whole night. Like for real like for 8 howaz (hours)! So heres what i do. I get dressed and then I take a--one of those garbage bags, and i step in it. And then I spray myself with it [Dior's Fahrenheit]. Make sure I'm all cova'd (covered) and then i just chill for a while, in da bag, fo' like an an howa (hour). Just chill on the couch. And then wen i'm ready to go, i take da bag off. Yea and it lasts all night. Das how you do it!

LMAO dot com.

Thoughts of the Day

Something told me not to go straight home today after my shift. So i went to the Moma which is something i haven't done in a loooooooong time. One exhibit was interesting by Vik Muniz (i hope we are related..lol) and it was called Rebus. it was described as a random series of photos with no connection. the connection between the images is made by the mind of the viewer. He had this quote above his artist statement:

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.--Albert Einstein

ooOoo and the large room on the second floor that usually has something huge for people to sit around and stare at..well the walls in that room had videos projected on them of random things like a naked woman crawling through a grassy field..a person walking through mud and smashed fruit, barefoot. And people were sitting and laying Sheep's Meadow Central Park style but indoors.

Wow i just realised how mesmerized i was and still am by all of this. I love museums. Places to see tangible thoughts.

I noticed that there are a lot of hotties at the museum. i also noticed that they all have girlfriends. Hey, at least they like girls. But seriously is this a sign that i should reclaim that status?

I for the first time in a long time had NO sense of direction while walking to the train. So i got on the wrong train, that led to the 2 eventually so it was all good. It also led me to these two teenage girls who where also Bronx-bound. One of them had the most RIDICULOUS laugh ever. She sounded like a weezing donkey. She made me and Richie look like 2 old money, upper east side viejas giggling politely over high tea. I would love to know was so funny.

Cute man got off at my stop. That never happens. He disappeared right after he stepped on to the platform.

Mom wasn't home. But there was a bowl of margarita salt on the table. I knew she wasn't too far.

The Point

So i want to turn this blog into a poetry blog. That is the ultimate goal.

I have been writing poetry since i was 12..well actually, i was 9 the first time i wrote a poem. It was a love poem actually a love spell and it worked..mwa ha ha!! Anyway i would love to share my work BUT its not copyrighted..yet. And that makes me paranoid. I'm not saying that the world wants to steal my poetry,but i have been told that it is damn good and i want to take proper precautions.

AND as a BrOnX native, i know to lock all the locks on the front door, hide your ipod when walking down the block, and to stuff shopping bags underneath car seats when walking away from your parked car. Why? Because people steal shit! All the time.

So, mission of the week: Submit at least 50 poems to be copyrighted. OMG my fingers might fall off due to intense poetic typing.

Ambitions

As of today I am freelancing with a pretty big commercial agency (which shall remain nameless but it starts with a P and ends with a M and rhymes with "mine")..lol Holla!

So that means i will be auditioning for commercials baby! YEEEESS!

But as always...this is only the beginning...

I went home and had a celebratory Crumbs Red velvet cupcake and Nachos...mmmm Vegan Nachos.

Sublime

sublime
Adjective
1. causing deep emotions and feelings of wonder or joy
2. without equal; supreme
3. of great moral, artistic, or spiritual value

"Disease cannot live in a body that is at ease." (loosely taken from the Secret)

I have always had an affinity for being one with nature. Always more peaceful while eating a salad rather than fries..although i do admit those things are necessary at times. To you know indulge. But sitting here in the sunlight and eating things that grow from the earth makes me feel like i am enough and everything i need is right here. Just soaking up the energy.

Didn't mean to get all hippie on you. But its nice to get back to basics especially before a big day. I mean, I have to totally love me in order to make someone else love me.

Also I'm trying to find the word to describe how i feel about blogging. Because i have a journal that no one reads. Is it necessary to display my thoughts out there? who is really reading? Hmmm.. It does make me happy when my profile views go up..mwa ha ha! I guess i"ll make a good celeb one day bc i want everyone to know my business..LOL

Procrastination

I am trying sooo hard not to get sucked into the black hole of the Internet. You Tube videos, searching music on myspace and 2 conversations on the phone later and i still have not used my new containers from the Container Store to their full potential. My day has been pretty productive other wise. Everything is falling into place for this week and i am taking that as a sign of greatness!

questions of the night that aj and i were pondering:

Who would purchase this? And where would one display it?

http://www.posters.com/vintage/pv-441181_Special-Edition-September-11.html

Our answers: Rudy Giuliani. Over the fireplace.

All Smiles.

A lot made me smile today.

This song reps the week.

Blogs are hot right now. Like sooo hot.

So here i am blogging on a "school night".

Is it just me or is there something sexy about a blog?

Its like, 'hey everyone i am not going to say this to you in person but here i am sharing it with the world.'

I am sure mine be sexier if it were a darker color. "OOOH i'm sooo deep! My blog is black/gray/navy...i type ... after everything i write for an uncessesary dramatic effect."

So i dont't know exactly why I am creating a blog at this time, but i have a feeling that this year will be be a year to chronicle.